I’m a lazy guy at heart. But if it means I’m a bad human being when I’m creasing over farts, which, I class as an art, that would be daft! Especially when you see people in the past, failing class by a grade and a half cos they can’t be arsed, send ‘em all to space and hit them in the face, with an alien shaft. I don’t have a car. So picking up women is quite a task and if I make it from the bar to my cheap boudoir, it’s a cynical miracle we came that far. Get it? Trust me it’s true, looking back on a night that was evidently shite when there’s not much you can do, when you’re out of it, and you’re chatting shit, right? So if it’s getting late and I contemplate to have a key or 8 to make my feet feel great and my eyes dilate like china plates, I think dude do you really wanna die this way? And when I find myself spending money that doesn’t exist put a cog in my brain and try and give it a twist, if I look the same or don’t know my name, honestly I’m probably pissed.

If you wanna live like the king of kings, you’ve got to see, not everything, Is gonna be what it appears to be to me. And like puppets hanging from our strings, were pulled along, through society. A fucked up, corrupt, disrupt society.

I spy some guys going through a crisis, some with teeth fucked up by gingivitis while some of them haven’t heard of exercises cos they’re more concerned about burger prices, with a stylist who could have been Miley Cyrus, who wouldn’t aim to have an arse twice the size of us, but does, and like puss they’re mindless, Spineless and frankly a virus. But enough about me and the people, we just wanna be seen as equal, maybe you prefer to be seen as a vegan screaming treason from within, I agree its mean all the cattle they be herding in with no chance of a battle they’re just murdering. Are you not worried about the gasses that we’re trapping in? You’re not worried about the consequences are you my friend? So when we walk through fire and hot coals, and you need a ladder to get over pot holes, you’re telling yourself that you’ve definitely got goals more than picking toenails and flicking out snot rolls. Feeling like you’ve been rick rolled. I have and it hurts, god damn it’s a sick world. Live for the benefit, or just for the hell of it, it’s a short life right don’t sit and dwell in it.

If you wanna live like the king of kings, you’ve got to see, not everything, Is gonna be what it appears to be to me. And like puppets hanging from our strings, were pulled along, through society. A fucked up, corrupt, disrupt society.